Oh, boo. Someone else got to have all the fun and games with people, and I just have to sit and hear about it.

Why can't I play, huh~?

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Candy. I need it. Now.

If I don't get sweets in the next quarter of an hour, there's a very good chance someone will die in an extremely painful manner.

And... has anyone seen a pair of boys- Or a woman- No, never- [ Hastily scribbled out, readable if you try really, really, really hard ]

What the hell is this supposed to be?! This isn't my room, and this isn't the Ark! I demand to know what's going on right now, and I- I-

There's something on my back...?

. . .

Well... okay, I'll admit, they're completely adorable, but what are these things supposed to be? Can I actually use them...


Oooh.


Fluttery~ ♥


But where the fuck am I? Earl? Tiki?

Anyone...?




... My head is killing me. I want sweets. Where can I get some?

A lot of them. I can't tell if I'm aching from a lack of sugar or something else, damn it.